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Joke of the Day

"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."

"Facebook is the most confusing dating site I have ever been on."

"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day of your life... Thats why I got a degree in gender studies"

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."

"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."

"Just remember Mom, you can't spell ""disappointment"" without ""appointment"" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview."

"I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought ""nah""."

"Me: BOOP! teehee! Cop: .. Me: sorry. did you want me to touch MY nose?"