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Joke of the Day

"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""

"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"

"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."

"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"

"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"

"I've kept my tamagotchi alive for the past 15 years, so yeah Mom, I know what it's like to raise an ""ungrateful little prick"""

"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."

"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."

"""Dad, lil bro pooped on the floor!""nMe: Ok, just like we practiced. I'll hide in garage, you go tell Mommy. This convo never happened! GO!"

"For all of those that think alcohol is a problem... according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution. Thanks science!"