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Joke of the Day
"I wonder. Was the Terminator not always... arniemated?"
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"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"
"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"
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"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Stranger: ""Excuse me where is the nearest..."" Me: ""GOOGLE IT!"""
"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"