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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"
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"When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich"
"I think women are fantastic Every man should own several!"
"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."
"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"
"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."
"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."
"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"
"Know Thyself, said Jesus. in the biblical sense. Merry Christmas."