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Joke of the Day

"the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket"

"What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!"

"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"

"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."

"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"Changed ex's name in my cell to Do Not Engage. Unfortunately, his middle name Not doesn't show up when he texts."

"Procrastination is like masturbation... ... it feels good while you're doing it, but you're only fucking yourself."

"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"

"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""