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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker."

"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? ...with a crowbar."

"#1: My personality is 30% the last movie I watched."

"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew."

"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""

"How do these people survive"

"A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick."