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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"
Next Joke
"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."
"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."
"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"
"Black Joke Why do black people have nice clothes, expensive jewelry, and drive fancy cars with rims but live in crappy houses/apartments? -They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock this morning"
"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."
"You can't spell ""ducking"" without ""autocorrect"""
"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."
"I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them! to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on"