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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"
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"itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself.... -history"
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"date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob"
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