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Joke of the Day

"What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone didn't pull it out in time."

"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""

"How did Donald Trump get his tonsils removed? Vladimir Putin wore a spiked condom."

"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."

"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."

"What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test? In-test teens."

"I like my women like I like my tea... ...white, weak and you can't tell if what you're drinking is piss or not."

"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"Do you know what a sex stone is? It's just a fucking rock."