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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress."

"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"

"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"

"When I was a kid I put paper in an oven to get it to burn... ...but the knob only went up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit."

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."

"What do you call painful constipation? Excretiating pain"

"I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... ""I can't complain"" Must not be all that bad there."

"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"

"I judge Usain Bolt based on his race All of his races, actually."