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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
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"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names."
"what do you do if life gives you lemonade? make lemons out of it and life will be like whaaaat?!?"
"FOX NEWS: ONE WINTER STORM DISPROVES GLOBAL WARMING BUT MORE THAN A BILLION PEACEFUL MUSLIMS ARE AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE"
"Two muffins bakes in an oven... Then one of them says "" Damn it's hot in here!"" Then the other screams... "" AAARGH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"""
"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"
"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"
"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"
"Why do white people own so many pets? Because they cant own blacks"
"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."