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Joke of the Day
"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."
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"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."
"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""