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Joke of the Day

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes."

"Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles."

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."

"My eHarmony Application was Rejected Apparently, ""My dick"" was not an acceptable answer to question #14: ""What do you like most in a woman?"""

"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."