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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"

"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive"

"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."

"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."

"The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw."

"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."

"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""