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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

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"The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now."
"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."
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"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"
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"Why didn't the USSR get anything done? They were Stalin"