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Joke of the Day
"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."
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"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."
"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."
"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"
"What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending"
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one."
"[god to lions] You will be the symbol of power and prestige [sees the crickets] Ew. Uh...you guys just yell real loud when a comedian bombs"
"Friend: [showing baby photos] Me: Ah yes, very baby"
"What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."