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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."

"Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?"

"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."

"What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!"

"What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design."

"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."

"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."

"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"

"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"