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Joke of the Day

"*Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one."

"How do you stop a dog from biting you on monday? Kill the dog on sunday"

"What makes a joke about ISIS funny? The execution"

"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."

"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."

"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""

"For me, girls are like blackjack... I try to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"The problem with being an alcoholic time traveller is not being able to remember a single thing about tomorrow."