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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"
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"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish? Lightbulb."
"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients."
"Two men walk into a bar, which is strange since you'd think the second one would have seen it when the first one hit it."
"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."
"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."