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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending"

"How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys....."

"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"

"Mmmmm.... delicious!"

"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."

"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"

"My girlfriend told me that having a good sense of humour is really important I told her to message the mods at /r/Jokes"

"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"

"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""

"I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do I get adult supervision?"