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Joke of the Day
"What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !"
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"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."
"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"
"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"
"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"