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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."
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"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""
"I won't visit /r/aww Its nothing but kitty porn"
"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."
"When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President. Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it."
"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."
"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."
"What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me."