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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
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"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"
"This joke isn't funny. What do you say when the punchline's told first?"
"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"
"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."
"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"My dad happens to be an umpire at a restaurant. So whenever somebody order pancakes, he immediately screams ""Batter up!"""
"What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled? ""tummy, my X-Men!"""
"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."