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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
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"Nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts... the tenth man prefers the other nine."
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
"""Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas"" - Pump Engineers"
"Keep dimming automatically, laptop screen. We love that."
"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""
"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"
"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."
"Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons."
"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"