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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"

"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"

"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"

"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."

"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."

"[on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know"

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."

"Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after midnight Me: Sure no problem Doctor: Not white wine Me:"