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Joke of the Day
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
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"This may seem random, but C Minor... On a related note, E flat."
"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."
"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."