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Joke of the Day

"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"

"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"

"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"

"How do you know a shirt has phoned you? Collar ID"

"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"

"What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !"

"I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter."

"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."

"What's the worst thing about losing your hand You're also losing your girlfriend"

"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."