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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."
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"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile."
"wife: ""what on earth are you doing?"" me: ""making a penguin"" wife: ""that's a pigeon"" me: [opening freezer door] ""not for long"""
"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"
"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""
"How are Harambe and the iPhone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both"
"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"
"German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD. Its ad campaign will carry the slogan ""It helps Jew concentrate"""
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""