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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."
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"Interviewer: where do ya see yourself in 5yrs Me: going through a Denny's trash bin I: but you might get this job M: haha that's... irrelevant"
"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."
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