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Joke of the Day
"Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff? Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer"
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"Dog (curled up, napping): I never poop on the carpet and I love cats. Wife: Is the dog talking in its sleep? ""Shhh let sleeping dogs lie."""
"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."
"Did You Hear About My Friend? His whole left side was cut off... He's alright now."
"What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat? A snapping turtle!"
"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"
"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."
"What's the definition of an Irish homosexual? One who likes women more than beer"
"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."
"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"