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Joke of the Day
"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."
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"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""
"Give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
"Found a jelly bean in my skittles like a surprise gift from the Diabetes Fairy."
"*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE ""What do you want?"" YOU'RE UNDER ARRES- ""No."" ..NO?? ""No, I don't want to be."" *whispers* Shit now what"
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"Pilot: ""What does this button do?"" *intercom turns on* Pilot: ""Doesn't do anything. Not sure what any of these buttons do."""
"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."