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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians shop at Sport's Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
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"What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics? Not being disabled."
"My friend fell into the gelatto machine. Ice creamed in terror."
"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"
"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."
"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."
"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."