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Joke of the Day

"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."

"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"

"I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi-Fight it?"

"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."

"my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)"

"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""

"Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead"

"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"

"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."

"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"