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Joke of the Day

"People ask me ""Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and have an amazing personality"". My response: ""I'm overqualified""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"

"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."

"When angered, the female can text message at speeds of up to 1,600 words per minute."

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"A taser but for people who say ""it is what it is""."

"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"

"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"

"In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt"

"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."