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Joke of the Day

"People ask me ""Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and have an amazing personality"". My response: ""I'm overqualified""."

"/u/JokeExplainBot walks into a bar and dies"

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? K."

"As Winston Churchill once said, ""Wait a minute -- I never said this."""

"[running amok in flames] WHY ARE INFLAMMABLE THINGS FLAMMABLE!?"

"I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating. I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife."

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."

"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"