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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Wanna know the best joke ever? Read the top comments...."

"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."

"Listen, I hate you... I'm just not... IN hate with you."

"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."

"Are you involved in ISIS? Because I'm falling head over heels for you."

"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"Why are the mountains in Switzerland called ""the Alps""? Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!"