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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."
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"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."
"The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient."
"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"
"I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill."
"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."
"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"
"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."
"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"