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Joke of the Day
"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."
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"Q: Why do marble statues look so mean? A: They have hearts of stone."
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB? They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again."
"New neighbours just moved in... I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."
"If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia."
"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"