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"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"I went to see a dermatologist. I asked him to do everything he could to stop me from breaking out. He locked all the doors and barricaded the windows."
"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem."
"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."
"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"
"Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No why do you ask?"
"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."
"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."
"Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs? They can't even"