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Joke of the Day

"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."

"On Halloween I like to go to the store and buy apples and razorblades just to see the look on the clerk's face."

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."

"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"After taking a bunch of 7-year-olds on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, I realized their favorite exhibit was ""Elevator Buttons."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee, I can't afford coffee"