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Joke of the Day

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."

"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."

"What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? A Shatbook."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"

"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."

"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."