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Joke of the Day

"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"

"If I die before I wake, please convince mom this twitter account is fake. Amen."

"Have you heard Schrodinger's joke? It's both funny and not funny at the same time, but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you've told it."

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please!"""

"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."

"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."

"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."