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Joke of the Day

"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."

"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!"

"What do women and condoms have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"What did the gay crocodile do when made the head coach of a thirsty football team? He gave them GatorAIDS"

"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."

"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."

"ELI5: Why doesn't BMW install turn signals on their cars?"