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Joke of the Day
"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."
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"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."
"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""
"What is a... ...pain in the ass to do with a woman? Anything What is a pain in the ass to do without a woman? Sex"
"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"
"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"
"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"
"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."