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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? A Shatbook."
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"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."
"What's Mexican's Favourite Horror Movie Ju-Juan I'll see myself out."
"What is the recipe for honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes"
"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"
"Why would anyone want to remove their laser hair?"
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"
"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
"How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War"