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Joke of the Day
"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."
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"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure."
"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"
"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"
"I'm not sure why my dog enjoys watching me have sex but I'm sure deep down she's thinking ""B itch stole my move..."""
"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."
"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."
"If you could have sex with one person you've had sex before.. would it be with your right or left hand?"