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Joke of the Day

"Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: ""Fun fun fun worry worry worry"" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."

"Im at the swamp does anyone need anything"

"The key to a good joke Is missed erection"

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""