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Joke of the Day

"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."

"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."

"Allow me to brighten your day :) http://imgur.com/gallery/6QOgr"

"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"

"What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song? Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me"

"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"

"When a coworker says ""This is all Greek to me"", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis."