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Joke of the Day
"I am never going to procrastinate again... Starting next semester"
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"I put my Grandma on speed dial.. I call that Instagram"
"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"
"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"
"What do a woman and a toilet seat have in common? Without a hole in the middle they wouldn't be good for shit. (Wife told me this one)"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It isn't hard"