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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."

"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."

"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."

"If you don't call your spouse ""wonderful"" when you're on a game show, you're legally required to get a divorce at the end of the show."

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."

"Did you hear about the Blonde who bought a brand new pair of panty hose, she put em on then shaved her legs and recked 'em"

"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"

"I'm a fartartist The fart is silent"

"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."