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Joke of the Day
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It isn't hard"
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"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."
"What do you call a gay fascist leader? A Dicktaker"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews? Harry Potter came out of the chamber alive."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"
"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.... I said Decepticons... She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed I shot the toaster we all had a good time."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. But I mist"
"How many retards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, line up so that I can find out.."