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Joke of the Day

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."

"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"I know this is only our second date, but can I use your bathroom real quick? Her: Of course... *walks out 26 minutes later* Thanks."

"Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too."

"I can't figure out if I'm drinking Malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin."

"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""

"*walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation* We're fully booked ""Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69"" Sorry sir right this way"

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!"