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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."

"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."

"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."

"No matter how kind you think you are... German kids are always kinder"

"Don't give a man a fish. Teach a man to fish. Then sue that man for fishing on your property."

"Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed."

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."

"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."

"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"