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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."

"Kleptomaniac, frustrated Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke ""why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?"" He couldn't take a joke."

"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"

"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"

"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."

"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."