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Joke of the Day

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"What kind of currency do they use in space? http://i.imgur.com/vfZp1nP.jpg"

"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."

"A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community. Police are looking into it."

"When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the ""Roverlutionary War!"""

"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"

"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."

"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."

"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"

"It did feel good. I used the craziest toilet this morning. It was one of those toilets that shoots water up your butt I forget the name. Bidet, it felt amazing."