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Joke of the Day

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."

"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."

"i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation"

"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."

"How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today."

"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"Christopher walked walks in, he sits down and says... Hey. Guy. I threw a hotdog down, the highway. The hooker, was already dead."

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"TIL that during WWII 3 U.S. submarines sank due to friendly fire. Whoops, wrong sub."

"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."